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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Affairs of the State?

A take on the Tharoor Modi scandal. Had fun writing it.


Twitter,
We all use twitter
Minister Of E.A.,
Tweets like a critter
Oh, he creates a lot of litter.
Boy, he loves his Twitter.

Cricket,
We all play cricket
The Commissioner in Charge
Charges a fortune a ticket
Short game, dancing flowers, no thicket
Oh, he loves the lucre in his cricket

Who let the rabbit out of the hat
Oh, nobody wants to be called a twat
When they do go loggerheads, into a duel,
Mediatic rascals will happily use that as fuel

Oh the fools they looked
And the stories that were cooked
The audience had a ball of a time
Hurling at other and licking clean their own slime

Alas, the Minister got the boot
Income Tax took the Conveners loot
And the country smiled itself red,
with embarassment.

4 comments:

  1. Good one Manan... Hats of to your vocabulary man!

    If the Superfluent english speaker and so called Thinker Minister of E.A. is like this, then we are better off putting a Laloo Yadav there. Won't make more difference than the quality of english...

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  2. Sums it up!!! Hilarious hain... \m/

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  3. hhahahahahha truly amazing!

    kasala bhari aahe hey... and a relief from our normal serious type of poetry

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