Slough

Boston Massachusetts in the US of A has a rich and storied history. Of glories and of fuck ups. MBTA, our home-grown transit system, is one of those massive fuck ups. 

So, to this Hall of Fuck-up Fame, I want to welcome the station of Slough which is far enough away from London that the good habits and standards from London haven’t affected it. Who needs good signage, update maps and helpful staff when you can make do without. 

Slough, I am sure you feel out of place, an outcaste even, in the excellent public transit system that runs greater London. We in Boston with our piece of shit transit would gladly embrace you. 

Whenever you can be bothered, that is.